Celebrity style master class. How to look fat when you're not.

First up, this has nothing to do with weight and these women are certainly not fat, this is to prove that whatever weight you are, the wrong clothes, in the wrong order can conspire against the best of us. But don't worry, I am here to show you where the are the pitfalls and how to avoid them.

I actually Googled to see if Kiera Knightly was pregnant after seeing her in this dress on the Jonathan Ross Show. But no, it is all the fault of this shapeless, criminal dress.

1.  Rule number 1. Don't wear clothes that are too big and have no tailoring.

Even if you are slim, this is a no no. What ever size you are, tailoring is your friend. This dress is criminal. If one must ignore ones waist, opt for a well tailored, straight cut shift dress ( think Twiggy in the 60s). However this dress breaks all the rules of flattery , its shapeless and has a poor attempt at design through these awful curved  lines around the boobs and stomach, giving a convincing illusion of big belly and droopy boobs.

Face stunning, skirt certainly stunning- not sure in a good way, but I'll let it slide, this outfit is a combination of the typical how to look fat no no's.

Rule 2.
Let big boobs breathe.

Ladies with big boobs hear me now. Nothing makes us look bigger than covering up large ta ta's with a crew neck. it gives uni boob. You have to let those girls breathe.  A skin tight crew neck with horizontal lines is one sure way to make you look bigger than you are. 

Rule 3.
Don't get too busy. All the patterns and horizontal lines and tightness just equal an overall too busy look that is unflattering and fattening.