Grammy Fashion Crimes: The tea pot, Lochness Monster & Mighty Zorro

Ok, so for the most part I was impressed with the style at the Grammy's - but sometimes focusing on the right gets boring- here is my little dig at the fashion misses at the Grammys.

I'm a little tea pot, the Lochness monster and the Mighty Zorro all made an appearance at the grammys.

Adele " The tea pot"

 

Adele- Ok I know " she looks like she is wearing a tea cosy" is the typical auto quip to this picture- but really it has to be said. This is a crime against Adele. The 21 year old star looks positively matronly in this fussy frock. The high neck line and cut paired with her haircut give of a farmers wife look. Dont get me wrong I love Valentino- but I do not love this look, not for Adele.

Florence Welch AKA the Lochness monster

 

Ok I know she is known to be out there , and yes I do love green with pale skin and gorgeous red hair, but preambles aside the shiny green fabric and tacky slit up the leg make this gown out of this world- & not in a good way. 

Janelle Monae  AKA the mighty Zorro

an over styled Janelle Monae takes the tuxedo look too far and the result is that this look is wearing her. I see what she is trying to do, but this is coming across costume like to me.

Still we are all allowed to get it wrong once in a while.... 

Love 

Lois Aymes Wilson

L A W on L I F E

CRIMES AT CANNES ; FREIDA PINTO REPEAT OFFENDER

For all the head start that the beautiful Freida Pinto was given she still managed to somehow get it so wrong time and time again. Less is more, and these outfits suffered from a meltdown.

1.To put it simply the first look is just confused. The half up and half down draping is just odd and unflattering, the split up the leg does nothing for the dress & just adds to our dismay & bewilderment.

2. We can see what she was thinking with the striped skirt an crop top, but the wideness of the skirt coupled with where the skirt ends on the leg just makes her look odd and ultimately unflattering.

3.This girl does love her slits and its evident in this glittery yellow a symmetrical mess. The trick with wearing a slit is toning down other factors- as to retain the elegance. Her failure to do so results in all the factors conspiring against her to equal one hot mess.

Our verdict- she is a beautiful girl, but she either needs to fire her stylist or get one as none of these looks live up to her potential!

We say this with love,

x

FASHION Misses at THE MET

So it was not all fierce and fashion at The Met, some stars missed the mark.

Here our first 3 Misses at The MET

1.  Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello- Ok we get it you are leggy and your body is to die for, but this white cut out dress looks more like someone ran off with a portion of her clothing. The material as well doesn't help- reminds us of a communion table cloth. Sorry darling, I know they say less is more - but in this case we suggest a refund.

2. Milla Jovovich in Prada
Now we know Prada is known for pushing the box, and it mostly plays off, for us this reminds us of those awful christmas paper streamers. We will however give her points for thinking outside expectations.

3.  Alexa Chung in Marc Jacobs
Last but in no means less guilty is Alexa Chung, I know that people seem to think this woman can do no wrong but in our eyes this is a miss that just couldn't be brushed over. Is this a night time look? It looks more like confused school girl to us. And those shoes? Come on girl! We know you can do better for British then that!