CRIMES AT CANNES ; FREIDA PINTO REPEAT OFFENDER

For all the head start that the beautiful Freida Pinto was given she still managed to somehow get it so wrong time and time again. Less is more, and these outfits suffered from a meltdown.

1.To put it simply the first look is just confused. The half up and half down draping is just odd and unflattering, the split up the leg does nothing for the dress & just adds to our dismay & bewilderment.

2. We can see what she was thinking with the striped skirt an crop top, but the wideness of the skirt coupled with where the skirt ends on the leg just makes her look odd and ultimately unflattering.

3.This girl does love her slits and its evident in this glittery yellow a symmetrical mess. The trick with wearing a slit is toning down other factors- as to retain the elegance. Her failure to do so results in all the factors conspiring against her to equal one hot mess.

Our verdict- she is a beautiful girl, but she either needs to fire her stylist or get one as none of these looks live up to her potential!

We say this with love,

x

FASHION Misses at THE MET

So it was not all fierce and fashion at The Met, some stars missed the mark.

Here our first 3 Misses at The MET

1.  Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello- Ok we get it you are leggy and your body is to die for, but this white cut out dress looks more like someone ran off with a portion of her clothing. The material as well doesn't help- reminds us of a communion table cloth. Sorry darling, I know they say less is more - but in this case we suggest a refund.

2. Milla Jovovich in Prada
Now we know Prada is known for pushing the box, and it mostly plays off, for us this reminds us of those awful christmas paper streamers. We will however give her points for thinking outside expectations.

3.  Alexa Chung in Marc Jacobs
Last but in no means less guilty is Alexa Chung, I know that people seem to think this woman can do no wrong but in our eyes this is a miss that just couldn't be brushed over. Is this a night time look? It looks more like confused school girl to us. And those shoes? Come on girl! We know you can do better for British then that!